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Title: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on August 03, 2010, 12:04:40 am
This thread is for posting entries for the "Ode to Orko" Contest, and comments on said entries.

This could take the form of a poem, song, graphic, video, or whatever takes your fancy. The funniest entry submitted by 20 August 2010, as judged by our panel of admins, will win a Mattycollector.com Orko (regular version) with Prince Adam pack-in.

No unsafe for work content is to be posted. We don't worry about swearing etc, but pls stay away from NSFW images. Any such content will be removed immediately. 

Happy competing!

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScmUoWs6ufUjj7U1KZqR-nwAoYn013aoP5sg6uZTzZGMtdVYU&t=1&usg=__NbmDZTVKCNdJAHYZsE3W26AVEN8=)


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Westy on August 03, 2010, 05:02:02 am
Okay, fine screw it, I said I wouldn't, but this is just to easy to do, and too hard to resist, seeing as something I enjoy doing is putting new (offensive) lyrics to classic songs.


Orko (to the tune of The Kinks Lola)

I met him in a castle in Ertenia,
Where you sport furry jocks or a purple shirt like a dorko.
D-O-R-K-O dorko.
He floated to me and he asked me to dance,
I said you dress like a woman and where are your pants, Orko?
O-R-K-O Orko, Dor-or-or-or Dorko.

Well I'm not the world's most odd looking guy,
No legs for springs or mechanical neck that stretches to the sky.
You dope, Orko, Or-or-or-or Orko.
Now you've seen my mum and she had normal skin,
Not some yellow freaky shit like the ho Evil-Lynn.
She has norks, Orko, Nor-or-or-or Norko Or-or-or-or Orko.

We could fight Skeletor and Beast-man all night,
With or without all Grayskull's might.
Triclops is neat and man he fancies me,
He said, "Hey, Orko just leave that one for me!"
But when I looked into his eyes, you salted my game damn you, Orko.
For-or-or-or Forko Or-or-or-or Orko
Orko Or-or-or-or Orko Or-or-or-or Orko

Your voice sounds so gay!
And man you're a whore!
Triclops Je t'adore!
I got down on my knees,
Then I looked at him and he at me.

Well that's the way that I wanted to stay,
And I''d never be able to turn gay for you, Orko.
Or-or-whore-or Orko.
Ghost can't do men, and men do ghosts,
If I tried fucking you I'll have is a puddle! Piss off Orko.
Poor-or-or-or Orko.

Well I had Leech just a week before,
As if you couldn't guess he sucked me raw!
Back then Orko had Grizzlor by the hand,
Saying, "Dear boy, I'll make you a man!"

Well She-ra is the world's most masculine tramp,
But if I weren't gay she'd make me a man!
But not you Orko!
Or-or-or-or Orko Or-or-or-or Orko
Orko Or-or-or-or Orko Or-or-or-or Orko


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on August 03, 2010, 05:07:15 am
HA! I knew you couldn't resist.  ;)

Hilarious, man. You got a point!  :D


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: FB on August 03, 2010, 06:09:53 am
Hehe loving it Westy,great start!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: fishmilkshake on August 03, 2010, 05:35:54 pm
Andy....what have you started?  :D


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Freak Studio on August 03, 2010, 09:53:45 pm
"Ode to Orko" a poem with toys by Freak Studio

With Bwana Beast in the role of Freak Studio
And narrated (in your imagination) by Sir Ian McKellen

(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/freakstudios/Silly%20Toys/OdetoOrko1.jpg)
(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/freakstudios/Silly%20Toys/OdetoOrko2.jpg)
(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/freakstudios/Silly%20Toys/OdetoOrko3.jpg)
(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/freakstudios/Silly%20Toys/OdetoOrko4.jpg)


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on August 03, 2010, 10:07:57 pm
Another very solid entry! Outstanding even!!

That made me laugh out loud, and hard. You rock FS!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: NiteOwl on August 03, 2010, 11:06:54 pm
Point for you Sir, that was awesome!!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: fishmilkshake on August 03, 2010, 11:29:12 pm
Loving this already!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: FB on August 04, 2010, 06:06:02 am
FS that last bit had me cracking up,outstanding!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: bigraj on August 10, 2010, 03:34:03 pm
A not so serious attempt, here's my haiku:

Orko

I need you Orko
In part to beat up Gambit
Magic Ass-Whupping

 ;D


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: NiteOwl on August 10, 2010, 09:33:49 pm
A not so serious attempt, here's my haiku:

Orko

I need you Orko
In part to beat up Gambit
Magic Ass-Whupping

 ;D

Great work, point for you!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on August 10, 2010, 09:52:59 pm
A not so serious attempt, here's my haiku:

Orko

I need you Orko
In part to beat up Gambit
Magic Ass-Whupping

 ;D

Works for me! Well done bigraj!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: fishmilkshake on August 11, 2010, 03:28:39 am
Hah hah.....Gambit don' get no respect mon ami


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: chrismandesign on August 16, 2010, 06:05:56 pm
i dunno how the heck i can post the pictures of my "ode"... itís frustrating/embarrasing, someone can teach me ???


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on August 16, 2010, 06:37:11 pm
i dunno how the heck i can post the pictures of my "ode"... itís frustrating/embarrasing, someone can teach me ???

No problem. You need to upload your photos to a photo sharing site like Photobucket or Flickr and then copy and paste the URL of the pics into the message body.

Then highlight the URL and click the "Image" button (left hand side above the smileys) and it will put the image tag around it. If you have more than one pic you need to do this for each image.

It may take some trial and error but you'll get there!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: chrismandesign on August 17, 2010, 05:31:54 pm
THX Andy... i will try first with a sample image, if it works then i will post my "Ode"...

(http://picasaweb.google.com/chrisman.design/MyFirstBloggyExperience#5445654866432383826)


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: chrismandesign on August 17, 2010, 06:46:02 pm
well, this is my first & only try for this challenge, nothing pretty consistent or coherent, just the kind of things u can expect from me... i called it: "Disturbing Ode from an Hallucinated Collector..." enjoy it, if u can...

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_wsyRdDMcTxE/TGm45V8Tv9I/AAAAAAAADFU/EdXwFJt6Npo/orkovignette1.jpg)
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_wsyRdDMcTxE/TGm45buUm3I/AAAAAAAADFY/ZcILHVvHcKQ/orkovignette2.jpg)
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_wsyRdDMcTxE/TGm45kJ7neI/AAAAAAAADFc/l2mHDoMVp0w/orkovignette3.jpg)
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_wsyRdDMcTxE/TGm453CsY-I/AAAAAAAADFg/GSzCauZdpMo/orkovignette4.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHA... K, thatís all folks !!! oh, finally i could make a post with pictures (man, u r awesome !!!)


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on August 17, 2010, 09:35:31 pm
Oh my goodness. That is utterly awesome. Well done, well done!!!!

You may notice a *slight* increase in your points. (Hey, what? I don't get to be a judge, so I hafta be allowed to do something!!)


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Omniwit on August 19, 2010, 08:34:44 pm
(http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx233/toywars/odetoorko/orko001.jpg)
(http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx233/toywars/odetoorko/orko002.jpg)
(http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx233/toywars/odetoorko/orko003.jpg)
(http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx233/toywars/odetoorko/orko004.jpg)
(http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx233/toywars/odetoorko/orko005.jpg)


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on August 19, 2010, 09:30:06 pm
Ha!!! Great job, and welcome!!!

This is going to really tough to judge - glad it isn't my job!!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: FB on August 22, 2010, 06:17:16 am
Aw shit!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on August 25, 2010, 06:31:29 am
The results are in, and our winner as decided by our judges is FREAK STUDIO!

Check it all out in this thread:

http://actionfigureblues.smfforfree.com/index.php/topic,1902.msg34312.html#msg34312


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: FB on August 26, 2010, 06:11:26 am
Good on ya FS,great effort mate.


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: BlackWolf2009 on August 31, 2010, 05:22:08 am
There is a being called Orko, Running around in a redsish sheet, Ram-Man lifted it up took a Peek fell down his face white as a sheet!


Sadly I must be the only person in this site who thinks about how if possible Orko was to meet up with cops TV show.


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: fishmilkshake on August 31, 2010, 05:27:09 am
There is a being called Orko, Running around in a redsish sheet, Ram man lifted it up took a Peek fell down his face white as a sheet!


 :D That could explain some of the expressions on Man-e-faces


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on August 31, 2010, 05:56:04 am
Sadly I mist be the only person in this site who thinks about how if possible Orko was to meet up with cops TV show.

Yes, I think you just might be.....


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: FB on August 31, 2010, 06:09:51 am
Sadly I mist be the only person in this site who thinks about how if possible Orko was to meet up with cops TV show.

Yes, I think you just might be.....

Ayup,seconded.


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: BlackWolf2009 on August 31, 2010, 10:24:44 am
Ah yes its good to be alone with ones thoughts. Some will note I never get to be till 12 midnight, this will explain a lot.

and come on what you never had dreams of Orko being taken on with a Kinight stick!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: fishmilkshake on September 01, 2010, 04:49:07 am
No, I think my dreams of annoying sidekicks being beaten with a night stick were more for the likes of "Scrappy Doo".


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Freak Studio on September 01, 2010, 07:17:37 am
Don't forget Snarf!


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: BlackWolf2009 on September 10, 2010, 05:41:03 am
Don't forget Snarf!

There once was a creature called Snarf on which most Thundercats barfed,Thundercats fans wanted to see Mumm-Ra turn Snarf into a Scarf!. But Sadly fans still barf! The END


Title: Re: The "Ode to Orko" Contest Thread!
Post by: Scotty on September 10, 2010, 05:48:53 am
Don't forget Snarf!

There once was a creature called Snarf on which most Thundercats barfed,Thundercats fans wanted to see Mumm-Ra turn Snarf into a Scarf!. But Sadly fans still barf! The END

Nice!